Chris Ward earned his degree in Marine Biology and Micro Biology. He currently has a low paying job in Maryland and is dating a girl named Janette, whom he should ask to marry him. Very few people can look as pathetic as Ward, in fact this was a tactic that Boneloaf, Monkey and Disco Fred would employ to get free beer. They would send him up to the bar and say,"Look at him, buy him a beer he is so pathetic!" And people would buy him beer! As pathetic as ward is he is a true friend, and fun to party with. Having gone on spring break with Ward (aka as The Nose or Kleenex) was an adventure to say the least! As much as Disco Fred's friends may pic on Ward, just let someone else take a pot shot at him and they will be steam rolled like you can not believe! In fact they like Ward so much they made up a song about him, "What I like about Ward!"

For as much abuse as Ward takes he still always keeps a smile, and a positive attitude. If you are wondering where his current girlfriend's pic. is, well Ward is to lazy to e-mail Disco Fred a picture so she will remain a mystery woman.

Ward is just one of Disco Fred's many dance protégé` as you can see him staying alive to the right!